Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.
---Hobbes.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
The best presents don't come in boxes.
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Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.
Ayn Rand
He is free to evade reality, he is free to unfocus his mind and stumble blindly down any road he pleases, but not free to avoid the abyss he refuses to see.
Ayn Rand
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
Ayn Rand
The truth is not for all men but only for those who seek it.
Ayn Rand
I could die for you. But I couldn't, and wouldn't, live for you.
Ayn Rand
I never found beauty in longing for the impossible and never found the possible to be beyond my reach.
Ayn Rand
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
Ayn Rand
I can accept anything, except what seems to be the easiest for most people: the half-way, the almost, the just-about, the in-between.
Ayn Rand
Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.
Ayn Rand
The purpose of morality is to teach you, not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live.